Well, folks, Y2K is coming up. No, not the Y2K Bug. It'll be the Year 2000 soon.
The Year 2000 once seemed impossibly far away, a future in which we'd all have Dick Tracy wrist telephones, flying cars, cities on Mars, and talking dogs.
And here it is. The Year 2000. We've got the web, cell phones, email, voicemail, and sex spam. Maybe it's just as well that the dogs don't talk.
This calls for a celebration! No ordinary New Year's party. We need a party to send off the last millennium and bring in the next millennium.
So you're invited to my Millennial Party.